Ah, December already! It’s the season for Bōnenkai and the general disorder that comes with them, and there’s the vacuous commercialism of Christmas, of course. Time to waste money on gifts we don’t need and elaborate Christmas cakes, or an excuse to treat your lover to a romantic evening that’s as empty and commercialised as everything else ( Read more... )

Attention all men of the S.S. Thor!

A terrible affliction affecting only the male members of all species is currently sweeping through the ship, a wasting disease of the vital regions that leaves the unfortunate victim of the disease unable to procreate or engage in coitus at all.

It is essential for your health and wellbeing that you get tested ( Read more... )

[He's looked into the matter on his own already, but all information seems to suggest there is little he can do to fix his current situation. Still, there's no harm in asking...]

I'm well aware that this is hardly an uncommon complaint, and I'm pretty sure I can already anticipate the kind of answers I'm bound to receive, but answers would be ( Read more... )

While I’m sure we’re all very grateful to have been saved from the obliteration of our respective planets, the fact remains that we exist in a state of continued uncertainty. Life always presents us with uncertainties and we can never 100% predict what may happen in the future, that much is true, but considering our current situation it seems safe ( Read more... )

Well, this is interesting. I can't claim that it's a situation I ever would have anticipated, but it's interesting, nonetheless. Ah, it brings up a lot of fascinating questions, don't you think? How is one supposed to feel on discovering their home world - everything they knew and all the people that ever meant anything to them - has been ( Read more... )

Oya, oya ( Read more... )

"I heard someone was food poisoned in the food court today."

[ If you're in the halls of the S.S. Thor today, you'll be hearing chatter like this, to the point where nearly every person on the ship will be aware soon enough. ]

"Wasn't it a young man? Poor thing."

"Actually, I hear it was a girl. Do you think it was intentional?"

[ Izaya, around ( Read more... )

[ The feed turns on, and the first thing you see is a man in a fur coat, clapping his hands as though he'd just finished watching a play. ]Interesting, interesting! Though I'm a bit heartbroken to be taken away from my precious Ikebukuro, this place could grow to be a bit more entertaining. A space ship, is it? Wow, I didn't even know for sure ( Read more... )